My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a self-cleaning toilet.
Bees Born in May
Bees that are born in the month of May are called May-Bees.
Pun Maturing
A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
Covid Pancakes
Covid Pancakes
Farm Boy and Soap
Farm boy: “I got my pig soap for Christmas.”; His neighbor: “That’s hogwash!”
Heartburn
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake.”; Doctor: “Try removing the candles.”
Homesick
Parent #1, “I’m homesick!”; Parent #2, “How can you be homesick? You work at home.”; Parent #1,”Yeah, and I’m sick of it!”
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
It is so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It is so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.