When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish
If you have to wear both mask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.
When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish.
Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would approach a bank teller with a mask on and leave with money.