toothless beaver walks into a pub
toothless beaver walks into a pub
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.
Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.
The worst part about getting bee stings is for days you must take care of those hives.
The worst part about getting bee stings is for days you must take care of those hives.
Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.