Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
It is so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk.
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.
lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid
lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish
You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tune a fish