A diagnostic is someone who can’t figure out if there are two gods.

You have to be odd to be number one.

The person who invented knock knock jokes should get the no bell prize.

toothless beaver walks into a pub

It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.

a child refuses to nap

Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

bad at haggling

The worst part about getting bee stings is for days you must take care of those hives.

My job is crushing soda cans