All Jokes

Organic farmers till it like it is.

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

I have a joke about a rubber band, but it’s a bit of a stretch.

The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

A diagnostic is someone who can’t figure out if there are two gods.

Joke of the Day for 20 August 2025

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon.

Joke of the Day for 21 August 2025

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sizzle.

Joke of the Day for 21 October 2025

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Furry.

Joke of the Day for 22 October 2025

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs.

Joke of the Day for 7 March 2026

Why did the point guard get the flu?

Joke of the Day for 6 March 2026

Why do people think Michael Jordan was conceited?

Joke of the Day for 5 March 2026

What is the difference between a billionaire and a prize fighter?

Joke of the Day for 4 March 2026

What is the difference between an engineer and a teacher?

Joke of the Day for 3 March 2026

Why was geometry class so long?

Joke of the Day for 2 March 2026

Which is the hottest letter?

Joke of the Day for 1 March 2026

Which letter laughs the most?

Joke of the Day for 27 February 2026

A taxpayer is someone who