The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog:
If you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away.
Which day is the worst to propose on?
Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.
The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog:
If you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away.
Blaise Kielar received Honorable Mention in the 2022 Alex Albright Creative Nonfiction Prize for an excerpt from his memoir in progress, “Be Heard: The Quiet Kid Who Started the World’s Loudest Violin Shop.” He opened Chapel Hill’s first violin shop in 1978 and retired from a music retail career by transitioning Electric Violin Shop into the first worker-owned co-op music store in the United States. He plays jazz violin and clarinet in several bands and leads the Bulltown Strutters, Durham’s community New Orleans brass band.
Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.
Why do we never see the Easter Dinosaur? Because dinosaurs are eggs-tinct.
What do you call a bunny with too much money? A billionhare.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.