music joke Archives

Blaise Kielar Sep 09, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 9 September 2025

How do you catch a percussionist who is on the run?

Blaise Kielar Aug 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the jazz player starve to death?

Blaise Kielar Jun 16, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?

Blaise Kielar Jun 13, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do angels dance to?

Blaise Kielar Jun 06, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the twelve string guitar player go to an auto mechanic?

Blaise Kielar May 13, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you get if you cross an ape with an orchestral percussionist?

Blaise Kielar Apr 21, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did the foot play in the orchestra?

Blaise Kielar Mar 09, 2025 Joke of the Day

What does Jennifer Lopez like for dessert?

Blaise Kielar Feb 17, 2025 Joke of the Day

Customer: This vintage 45 record sounds terrible, lots of buzzing noise.

Blaise Kielar Feb 01, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why do musicians stop playing trombone?