What kind of music is played at a playground?

How do you catch a percussionist who is on the run?

Why did the jazz player starve to death?

Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?

What do angels dance to?

Why did the twelve string guitar player go to an auto mechanic?

What did the foot play in the orchestra?

Customer: This vintage 45 record sounds terrible, lots of buzzing noise.