Why did the dog avoid the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets.

What do you call a well-behaved badger? A goodger.

Did you hear about the independent living senior who put on a clean pair of socks every day? By the end of the week, he couldn’t get his shoes on.

Why did the electrician close his business? Because business was light.

When Noah built the ark, what kind of lighting did he use? Floodlights.

To prepare for hunting season I went shopping for camouflage clothes but couldn’t find any.

Joke of the Day for 2 November 2023 I sued the airline for losing my baggage. I lost my case. This is my first post on the first day my new website went live. The joke was chosen and staged weeks ago, so it is not at all a social comment. Besides being printed for […]