Joke of the Day for 15 January 2024
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
Why are sales of small hats soaring? They only fit narrow-minded people.
If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?
What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.
What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.