Joke of the Day Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 05, 2024 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 5 January 2024

What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.

Blaise Kielar Jan 04, 2024 Joke of the Day

I can’t believe it is January already.

Blaise Kielar Jan 03, 2024 Joke of the Day

Why is it not worth going to New York to party in Times Square? Because every year they drop the ball.

Blaise Kielar Jan 02, 2024 Joke of the Day

Guess where I found the comedians at the New Years Eve party? Waiting on the punchline.

Blaise Kielar Jan 01, 2024 Joke of the Day

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!

Blaise Kielar Dec 31, 2023 Joke of the Day

What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.

Blaise Kielar Dec 30, 2023 Joke of the Day

What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.

Blaise Kielar Dec 29, 2023 Joke of the Day

What question can you never answer “yes” to? “Are you asleep?”

Blaise Kielar Dec 28, 2023 Joke of the Day

How do Customer Service people march? In formation.

Blaise Kielar Dec 27, 2023 Joke of the Day

Signs That Mean Business, closing series Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business.