Joke of the Day for 16 January 2024
The real estate agent told me this house was flawless. Fine, but what will we walk on?
The real estate agent told me this house was flawless. Fine, but what will we walk on?
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
Why are sales of small hats soaring? They only fit narrow-minded people.
If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?
What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.