Joke of the Day for 13 December 2023
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.
Who wrote the best music for Holiday decorating? A-wreath-a Franklin.
What did Santa say when a reindeer told a great joke? “You sleigh me!”
When do starfish celebrate the Holidays? At Yule-tide.
What did Santa get his assistants for Christmas? Elf Help books.
How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke. Happy Hanukkah!
Why did the banjos form a support group? They were getting picked on.
What kind of ships do students want? Scholarships.
Which vegetable do drummers consume fastest? Beets.