Joke of the Day for 27 November 2023
What do you call a fast duck? A quick quack.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? It ran out of juice.
What has a big mouth but doesn’t say a single word? A river.
How can you spell too much with only two letters? XS.
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread? May flour. Happy Thanksgiving!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What part do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.
Why can’t carpenters play hockey? They get nailed to the boards.