Joke of the Day for 14 January 2024
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
Why are sales of small hats soaring? They only fit narrow-minded people.
If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?
What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.
What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.