Joke of the Day for 17 December 2023
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.
The reindeer are excited about the Christmas party. They will be there with bells on.
What did the mouse send his mother for Christmas? A Christ-mouse card.
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath? Orna-mints.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.
Who wrote the best music for Holiday decorating? A-wreath-a Franklin.
What did Santa say when a reindeer told a great joke? “You sleigh me!”
When do starfish celebrate the Holidays? At Yule-tide.
What did Santa get his assistants for Christmas? Elf Help books.
How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke. Happy Hanukkah!