Joke of the Day Archives

Blaise Kielar Oct 28, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 28 October 2025

What is a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?

Blaise Kielar Oct 27, 2025 Joke of the Day

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Blaise Kielar Oct 26, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

Blaise Kielar Oct 25, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is a witch’s favorite class?

Blaise Kielar Oct 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

What runs around the cow pasture but never moves?

Blaise Kielar Oct 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did Elsie the cow pack to go to Hawaii?

Blaise Kielar Oct 22, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs.

Blaise Kielar Oct 21, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Furry.

Blaise Kielar Oct 20, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the sailor grab a bar of soap when his ship sank?

Blaise Kielar Oct 19, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why is being head over heels in love no big deal?