How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke. Happy Hanukkah!
Why did the banjos form a support group? They were getting picked on.
What kind of ships do students want? Scholarships.
Which vegetable do drummers consume fastest? Beets.
What can you break with a whisper? Silence.
What is brought to the table, and cut,but never eaten? A deck of cards.
Best Name series – What is the best name for a waiter? Tab.
How do chickens start a race? From scratch.
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.