Why did the defensive tackle go to the bakery?

Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field?

Why did the coach have string on the sidelines?

How did Scrooge end up with the football?

What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?

Did you hear about the football field NASA built on the moon?

Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?

Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?