What kind of a car does an egg drive?

What is boiled, then cooled, sweetened, then soured?

Why did the collards hail a taxi?

Why can’t you buy shortbread anymore?

How do you fix a broken tomato?

How do you fix a broken tomato?

What do you call a cheese when it is all by itself?

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

What does toast wear to bed?

Why did the computer tech’s toaster stop working?