Dad jokes Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 18, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 18 January 2026

Why did the football player ask his coach to flood the field?

Blaise Kielar Jan 17, 2026 Joke of the Day

If you need help building an ark,

Blaise Kielar Jan 16, 2026 Joke of the Day

What can you catch in January with your eyes closed?

Blaise Kielar Jan 15, 2026 Joke of the Day

What comes at the end of January?

Blaise Kielar Jan 14, 2026 Joke of the Day

I had to cancel tomorrow’s joke about scissors.

Blaise Kielar Jan 13, 2026 Joke of the Day

What did the plate say to the spoon?

Blaise Kielar Jan 12, 2026 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catamaran.

Blaise Kielar Jan 11, 2026 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.

Blaise Kielar Jan 10, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do you call the birth of twins?

Blaise Kielar Jan 09, 2026 Joke of the Day

How did the fired stage designer leave town?