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Blaise Kielar Feb 19, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 19 February 2025

How is a politician like an atom?

Blaise Kielar Feb 18, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you give a stressed-out elephant?

Blaise Kielar Feb 17, 2025 Joke of the Day

Customer: This vintage 45 record sounds terrible, lots of buzzing noise.

Blaise Kielar Feb 16, 2025 Joke of the Day

Where do you keep a wild squash?

Blaise Kielar Feb 15, 2025 Joke of the Day

It was easy to get a job on the roadside litter patrol – no training at all.

Blaise Kielar Feb 14, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is a pirate’s hairstyle called?

Blaise Kielar Feb 13, 2025 Joke of the Day

Which cheese is made backwards?

Blaise Kielar Feb 12, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did the eggs say to the omelet at breakfast?

Blaise Kielar Feb 12, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did the eggs say to the omelet at breakfast?

Blaise Kielar Feb 11, 2025 Joke of the Day

Where is the loneliest place in Louisiana?