Dad jokes Archives

Blaise Kielar Feb 19, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 19 February 2026

What makes time fly?

Blaise Kielar Feb 18, 2026 Joke of the Day

How are dogcatchers paid?

Blaise Kielar Feb 17, 2026 Joke of the Day

What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?

Blaise Kielar Feb 16, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do they call the New Orleans streetcars during Mardi Gras?

Blaise Kielar Feb 15, 2026 Joke of the Day

Which dog breed has a dribbling problem?

Blaise Kielar Feb 14, 2026 Joke of the Day

What did one volcano say to the other?

Blaise Kielar Feb 13, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Blaise Kielar Feb 12, 2026 Joke of the Day

What is Cupid’s favorite band?

Blaise Kielar Feb 11, 2026 Joke of the Day

Why did the guy think his date was the internet?

Blaise Kielar Feb 10, 2026 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.