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How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.

Why can’t carpenters play hockey? They get nailed to the boards.

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A cheese factory exploded outside Paris. Da Brie is everywhere.

AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.

Which bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. Could also be a violin bow.

Why did the porcupine scream? He put his coat on inside out.