Joke of the Day for 20 December 2023
Why won’t snowmen eat my carrot cake? They are afraid it has boogers in it.
Why won’t snowmen eat my carrot cake? They are afraid it has boogers in it.
What is a mime’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
Who does Frosty like to visit for the Holidays? His Aunt Arctica.
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.
The reindeer are excited about the Christmas party. They will be there with bells on.
What did the mouse send his mother for Christmas? A Christ-mouse card.
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath? Orna-mints.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.
Who wrote the best music for Holiday decorating? A-wreath-a Franklin.
What did Santa say when a reindeer told a great joke? “You sleigh me!”