Joke of the Day for 10 January 2024
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.
What kind of house weighs the least? A lighthouse.
What do bakers and cats have in common? They like to start from scratch.
What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet? A throw rug.
Why is it not worth going to New York to party in Times Square? Because every year they drop the ball.
Guess where I found the comedians at the New Years Eve party? Waiting on the punchline.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.