Where did the mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.

Why won’t snowmen eat my carrot cake? They are afraid it has boogers in it.

What is a mime’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.

Who does Frosty like to visit for the Holidays? His Aunt Arctica.

What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet.

The reindeer are excited about the Christmas party. They will be there with bells on.

What did the mouse send his mother for Christmas? A Christ-mouse card.

What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath? Orna-mints.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.

Who wrote the best music for Holiday decorating? A-wreath-a Franklin.