Dad jokes Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 31, 2024 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 31 January 2024

The only thing Flat Earthers fear is sphere itself.

Blaise Kielar Jan 30, 2024 Joke of the Day

What did the brain ask the machine?

Blaise Kielar Jan 29, 2024 Joke of the Day

My dairy cow must be doing Dry January. It is a Milk Dud.

Blaise Kielar Jan 27, 2024 Joke of the Day

Potatoes make French Fries, mashed potatoes –

Blaise Kielar Jan 26, 2024 Joke of the Day

Where can you find really dry cake?

Blaise Kielar Jan 25, 2024 Joke of the Day

What did the towel do when it was losing at poker?

Blaise Kielar Jan 24, 2024 Joke of the Day

How did the playing card dress up?

Blaise Kielar Jan 23, 2024 Joke of the Day

My cold was so bad I put cough syrup on my pancakes.

Blaise Kielar Jan 22, 2024 Joke of the Day

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

Blaise Kielar Jan 21, 2024 Joke of the Day

What has to go down before you can get up?