Joke of the Day for 31 December 2023
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
What is a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other.
What is the best name for a bartender? Brandi.
What question can you never answer “yes” to? “Are you asleep?”
How do Customer Service people march? In formation.
Signs That Mean Business, closing series Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was tired of the hole business.
Why does Santa have no regrets? Because he stayed focused on the present.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? We weed you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe late waiting for Santa Claus.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.
When will Santa come down the chimney? In the Nick of time.