Joke of the Day for 20 November 2023
Which pumpkin saves lives? The coast gourd.
How does a folksinger play pool? With acoustic.
Why can’t carpenters play hockey? They get nailed to the boards.
Signs That Mean Business series On the Peanut Factory door: Only nuts beyond this point.
Signs That Mean Business series Sandwich Shop: Lettuce meat olive your expectations.
A cheese factory exploded outside Paris. Da Brie is everywhere.
AI finally wrote its first thriller. The Fall of the House of Author.
Which bow can’t be tied? A rainbow. Could also be a violin bow.
Why did the porcupine scream? He put his coat on inside out.
Why did the dog avoid the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets.