Joke of the Day for 21 January 2024
What has to go down before you can get up?
What did one pigeon say to the other, flying over the used car lot? “Let’s put a deposit on that shiny black BMW!”
The real estate agent told me this house was flawless. Fine, but what will we walk on?
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
What kind of ships do graduate students want? Internships.
Why are sales of small hats soaring? They only fit narrow-minded people.
If all the world’s a stage, where does everyone sit?