Joke of the Day for 10 December 2023
When do starfish celebrate the Holidays? At Yule-tide.
When do starfish celebrate the Holidays? At Yule-tide.
What did Santa get his assistants for Christmas? Elf Help books.
How many potatoes does it take to make potato pancakes? A latke. Happy Hanukkah!
Why did the banjos form a support group? They were getting picked on.
What kind of ships do students want? Scholarships.
Which vegetable do drummers consume fastest? Beets.
What is brought to the table, and cut,but never eaten? A deck of cards.
Best Name series – What is the best name for a waiter? Tab.