Dad jokes Archives

Blaise Kielar Aug 29, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 29 August 2025

Why do birds sing in the morning?

Blaise Kielar Aug 28, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did the cow ask the silo?

Blaise Kielar Aug 27, 2025 Joke of the Day

Patient: What does the X-ray of my head show?

Blaise Kielar Aug 26, 2025 Joke of the Day

Do zombies like being dead?

Blaise Kielar Aug 25, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the calendar feel lonely in the morning?

Blaise Kielar Aug 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the jazz player starve to death?

Blaise Kielar Aug 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

Who sits on a tractor and shouts, “The end is near!”

Blaise Kielar Aug 22, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is ignorance?

Blaise Kielar Aug 21, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sizzle.

Blaise Kielar Aug 20, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon.