Dad jokes Archives

Blaise Kielar Jan 05, 2026 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 5 January 2026

Waiter – this salad is frozen solid.

Blaise Kielar Jan 04, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do cats call an aquarium?

Blaise Kielar Jan 03, 2026 Joke of the Day

Where did the cow go after jumping over the moon?

Blaise Kielar Jan 02, 2026 Joke of the Day

What do rhinos and shoppers have in common?

Blaise Kielar Jan 01, 2026 Joke of the Day

I always visit my local tire shop on New Years Day.

Blaise Kielar Dec 31, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

Blaise Kielar Dec 30, 2025 Joke of the Day

What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?

Blaise Kielar Dec 29, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you call a Subaru stuck on a reef?

Blaise Kielar Dec 28, 2025 Joke of the Day

What kind of fish likes bubble gum?

Blaise Kielar Dec 27, 2025 Joke of the Day

What’s the opposite of coffee?