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Blaise Kielar Sep 08, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 8 September 2025

Patient: Doc, why is this bit of lettuce coming out of my ear?

Blaise Kielar Sep 07, 2025 Joke of the Day

With the cooling temperatures,

Blaise Kielar Sep 06, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field?

Blaise Kielar Sep 05, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why did the cow get divorced?

Blaise Kielar Sep 04, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Blaise Kielar Sep 03, 2025 Joke of the Day

How do you stop a herd of charging elephants?

Blaise Kielar Sep 02, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you call a small joke?

Blaise Kielar Sep 01, 2025 Joke of the Day

Where did Noah keep his bees?

Blaise Kielar Aug 31, 2025 Joke of the Day

If you like the farmer’s daughter,

Blaise Kielar Aug 29, 2025 Joke of the Day

Why do birds sing in the morning?