Joke of the Day for 16 December 2023
The reindeer are excited about the Christmas party. They will be there with bells on.
The reindeer are excited about the Christmas party. They will be there with bells on.
What did the mouse send his mother for Christmas? A Christ-mouse card.
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath? Orna-mints.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter Halls with boughs of holly.
Who wrote the best music for Holiday decorating? A-wreath-a Franklin.
What did Santa say when a reindeer told a great joke? “You sleigh me!”
When do starfish celebrate the Holidays? At Yule-tide.