Why did the Easter Bunny go trick-or-treating at Christmas?

Why does Rudolph have a red nose when all the other reindeer have black ones?

Why is the Christmas season always so heavenly?

Why does Santa have no regrets? Because he stayed focused on the present. 

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? We weed you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe late waiting for Santa Claus.    

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.

When will Santa come down the chimney? In the Nick of time.