Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

What did the two snails do when they had a fight?

Why did the duck check himself into rehab?

What happens to ducklings when they grow up?

Where do farmers buy their cows?

Why are skunks always poor?

Why did the chicken get sent to Hell?

My dairy cow must be doing Dry January. It is a Milk Dud.

Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.