animal joke Archives

Blaise Kielar Dec 02, 2025 Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day for 2 December 2025

What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the shelter?

Blaise Kielar Dec 01, 2025 Joke of the Day

If you get a bird dog . . .

Blaise Kielar Nov 22, 2025 Joke of the Day

What is the difference between a football player and a dog?

Blaise Kielar Nov 18, 2025 Joke of the Day

What’s a dog’s favorite type of workout?

Blaise Kielar Nov 16, 2025 Joke of the Day, Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.

Blaise Kielar Nov 11, 2025 Joke of the Day

Did you hear about the Army veterinarian

Blaise Kielar Nov 08, 2025 Joke of the Day

The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog:

Blaise Kielar Nov 07, 2025 Joke of the Day

What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock?

Blaise Kielar Oct 24, 2025 Joke of the Day

What runs around the cow pasture but never moves?

Blaise Kielar Oct 23, 2025 Joke of the Day

What did Elsie the cow pack to go to Hawaii?