Why are skunks always poor?
Why did the chicken get sent to Hell?
My dairy cow must be doing Dry January. It is a Milk Dud.
What did one pigeon say to the other, flying over the used car lot? “Let’s put a deposit on that shiny black BMW!”
Why can’t you email a fish? You have to drop him a line.
What do you call Canadian geese in Portugal? Portu-geese.
How do you make an elephant laugh? Tickle its ivories.