Did you hear about the Army veterinarian

The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog:

What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock?

What runs around the cow pasture but never moves?

What did Elsie the cow pack to go to Hawaii?

The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian.

Before the crowbar was invented,

Why did the cow get divorced?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?