What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Why do birds fly south?

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Why are elephants wrinkled?

I had my patience tested today.

What is the cheapest kind of noodles?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?

What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Where does Frosty the Snow Man keep his money?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?