What do get when you cross a duck with a squirrel?

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

Why did the rabbit change jobs?

What kind of music do frogs and rabbits listen to?

What was the first thing King Charles did upon ascending the throne?

My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday.

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?

My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one too.

Why do fiddlers pick on banjo players?