What did one eye say to the other eye?

Why is pirating so addictive?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

What rock group has four guys that don’t sing?

Squirrels are now storing food for the winter.

What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

How do painters stay warm?

Where do elves go to vote?