Why did the toilet go to the doctor?

What is the easiest kind of lid to open?

I have been banned from gas stations for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly in my car.

What do you call an everyday potato?

Which are the strongest days of the week?

What do you get when a butcher and a baker marry?

Why do elephants avoid the beach?

I want a DeLorean for my second car.

The dealer refused my cash to buy a new electric car.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?