Which vegetable only appears in a myth?

What is a sheep’s favorite Christmas carol?

What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

Why does Santa’s garden look so good?

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you get your pig clean?

More people should be like protons.

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?