How do beavers make a bouncy dam?

I get beavers and muskrats mixed up.

When do you go at red and stop at green?

Which country has the highest rated flag?

How does a joke turn into a Dad joke?

Why is the Sousaphone much less popular than the tuba?

Where do flat sodas go to perk up?

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A Fizzician.

My wife rushed in because my crate full of ducks had burst into flames.

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?