What did one piece of toast say to the other?

Why aren’t laptops allowed to drive?

We named our new band “Quilt.”

How did the mop beat the broom in a race?

Wanna know what makes me smile?

What kind of coat has no zipper or sleeves and you put it on wet?

Who’s that girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Why was my dog laughing?

Where do vampires get their school supplies?

Why did the amoeba cross the microscope?