Why did the Teddy Bear not eat dessert?

Why do astronomers look bored?

Why did the urban cowboy move back to the ranch?

Where do bugs like to shop?

Where does an octopus go to sing?

Why do schools still teach cursive writing?

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

What did the creative writing teacher want most for her students?

What do get when you cross a duck with a squirrel?

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?