Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

What did one piece of toast say to the other?

Why aren’t laptops allowed to drive?

We named our new band “Quilt.”

How did the mop beat the broom in a race?

Wanna know what makes me smile?

What kind of coat has no zipper or sleeves and you put it on wet?

Who’s that girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Why was my dog laughing?

Where do vampires get their school supplies?