What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?

What farm animal keeps the best time?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

What do you need to go to high school?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Why do birds fly south?