What do kids have who are afraid of Santa?

Why does Santa’s garden look so good?

Charles Dickens walks into a bar, orders a martini.

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you get your pig clean?

More people should be like protons.

What is a ram’s favorite Valentine’s Day song?

What did the surgeon say to the seamstress who insisted on closing up her own incision?

What did Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison name their band?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?