Why was the broom late?

Me and my wife had a huge row yesterday.

What kind of beans will not grow in a garden?

Why did the pine tree watch romantic movies?

What does Obi Wan Kenobi say on Earth Day?

Why does an elephant trumpet through its trunk?

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?

They wouldn’t let me use beefstew as a password.

Where can I learn about spiders?

Just so everyone is clear…