What farm animal keeps the best time?

Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

What do you need to go to high school?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what will it become?

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

Why do birds fly south?

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Why are elephants wrinkled?

I had my patience tested today.