What do you get when you cross a trumpet with a pineapple?

His teacher told Sam not to sing.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

Why did U2 get booed when they lip synced?

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Ever wonder why you are tired on April Fools’ Day?

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?

What do you call a beard on a billy goat?

Can February March?

A baseball walks into a bar.