What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why can’t dogs work the remote?

When does it rain money?

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

What does a French beaver call her hometown?

Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?

Where do eggplants come from?

What has a face and two hands but no arms, legs, or body?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Who is the most popular comedian on a hot day?