What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day?

Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Where does a pyromaniac find love?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

What is worse than raining buckets?

What kind of bird always gets stuck in trees?

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?

What can travel anywhere in the world but stays in one corner?

What does a tree drink?

I once worked at a pizza shop to get by.