The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
Modern pirates no longer signal with flags – they use an Aye phone.
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
When I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was all, like, OMG!
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.
Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day,” and no one can say you are wrong.
Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
Just because your nose runs a lot doesn’t make you a jogger.
The worst part about getting bee stings is for days you must take care of those hives.
The worst part about getting bee stings is for days you must take care of those hives.
Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.
Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.