I had my patience tested today.

What is the cheapest kind of noodles?

What popular dessert preserves the relationship of circumference to diameter?

What do grumpy sheep say during the Holidays?

Where does Frosty the Snow Man keep his money?

What do you use to drain water from your Christmas vegetables?

Where is the best place to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?

What did one lab rat say to the other?

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow.